Flaming Choppers of deliciousness

So! With gushing apologies for the hiatus, I return from the radio-shadow of distant Pluto to spaff a quick update.

NOVELWATCH #2 will be along shortly, I assure you, including a complete and frank glance into the hazy crazy world of Crime Publishing, an explanation for why things are so patchy and weird and drawn-out at the moment, and yet another almost-certainly-empty promise to blog more often. I suck. But I suck well.

Until then, an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. Yes, IMPORTANT. In capitals and everything.

On release WEDNESDAY 22ND OCTOBER (or Thursday 23rd if you're in the UK):



GHOST RIDER: DANNY KETCH #1 (of 5)
Written by SIMON SPURRIER
Penciled by JAVIER SALTARES
Cover by CLINT LANGLEY

You’ve heard the news by now. He’s been away, he’s been down to rock bottom; but he’s back. Dan Ketch reborn: a stranger, darker figure. So what happened, Dannyboy? Where did it all go wrong? Tying-into Jason Aaron’s stunning take on the Ghost Rider mythos, artist Javier Saltares (Iron Man, Cat Woman) and writer Simon Spurrier (Gutsville, Silver Surfer) present a tormented fall into the deepest pits of the soul. Join us – via Technomancer babes, talking carrion-birds, battering-rams on bikes and the inescapable hunger for Vengeance – for a dark tale of Addiction…

32 PGS./Parental Advisory …$3.99


...and as if that wasn't enough, I present to you POSH VOICED TWAT ON THE PHONE:




Yes, that really is me. And yes, that really is my forehead.

And now: ONCE MORE TO PLUTO!

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