A day-by-day guide to That Which Annoys, as culled from the procrastination-heavy Bileduct that is Twitter's @SISPURRIER.
MONDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: The type who owns a fruitbowl containing only lemons. Nobody knows why this is a sure sign of evil. It just is.
TUESDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: The phrase “I chose to stop existing, and start living.” Do us all a favour: choose to stop doing both.
WEDNESDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: Non-Relevant Celebrity Endorsements. Rolf Harris advertising wallaby-farms? WIN. Rolf advertising car insurance? F'KOFF.
THURSDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: The Cellphone Shift. It used to be annoying that people are always able to pester you. Now it’s annoying that they don’t.
FRIDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: He who really thinks World Shitosity will end when Osama’s napalm-fresh balls are paraded in the Tupperware of Victory.