Sunday, 14 June 2009

MY HATINGS: #12 (Week beginning 8th June 2009)

A day-by-day guide to That Which Annoys, as culled from the procrastination-heavy Bileduct that is Twitter's @SISPURRIER.

MONDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: The type who owns a fruitbowl containing only lemons. Nobody knows why this is a sure sign of evil. It just is.

TUESDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: The phrase “I chose to stop existing, and start living.” Do us all a favour: choose to stop doing both.

WEDNESDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: Non-Relevant Celebrity Endorsements. Rolf Harris advertising wallaby-farms? WIN. Rolf advertising car insurance? F'KOFF.

THURSDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: The Cellphone Shift. It used to be annoying that people are always able to pester you. Now it’s annoying that they don’t.

FRIDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: He who really thinks World Shitosity will end when Osama’s napalm-fresh balls are paraded in the Tupperware of Victory.

1 comment:

Tietsu said...

These are all strangely compelling list.

Perhaps an update to the "start living" phrase is in order.

"I choose to stop hating, and start aiming for pedestrians."