Sunday, 28 June 2009

My Hatings #14 (Week beginning 22nd June 2009)

A day-by-day guide to That Which Annoys, as culled from the procrastination-heavy Bileduct that is Twitter's @SISPURRIER.

MONDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: Open-mouthed gum chewers. Many species generate sounds in mouth and throat to attract a mate. You attract only stabbing.

TUESDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: UGG boots. Severed Yeti-legs; make cute girls look fuckwitted; impractical at this latitude since 8,000BC. WHY WHY WHY

WEDNESDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: The lack of appreciation for the mighty Twiglet on my side of the pond and its utter anonymity on the other. GASTROFAIL.

THURSDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: Shit visual puns in TV news. “Cabinet Reshuffle” = Croupier dealing cards. “Brown Under Pressure” = turd under anvil.

FRIDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: The concept of “Government Think Tanks”. If BRAINMAKINGS = CASH, every introspective morning turd is worth billions.

39 comments:

Tietsu said...

Ugg boots are the destroyer of worlds. That being said, before we are finally crushed beneath the mighty power of Ugg we are given an unrivaled clarity in discerning who is just too stupid to hate...after all they are already wearing Ugg boots.

Also, I have read a couple of your books (Contract and The Culled). Not having any place to actually comment on them I figure here is as decent a place as any. Both read very well and I look forward to your next (whenever it comes out).

Will you ever be returning to the world you helped create in the Afterblight Chronicles?

wwwdotnet said...

Simon,
I hadn't known much about your work till a friend of mine pointed out some coincidences which have made me comment below this. I am half Menorcan, going there to see the other side of the fam soon, and I went to SIAD and studied Film Production. My stuff can be seen here - www.studiomurmur.com
Oh I also hate. yes. I wonder at the fucks who wear UGG boots. i'd rather wear huge hairy cocks just cut from some giant greek men.
So anyway, i thought i might be able to offer you some insight into the island of Menorca, my email is on my website, i'll also send you this through other means, i've no idea if you even check us commenters...
all the best... adeu!

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