A day-by-day guide to That Which Annoys, as culled from the procrastination-heavy Bileduct that is Twitter's @SISPURRIER.
MONDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: Those who mistakenly think cafes exist for socialising and noisy chitchat, rather than lonely, resentful, SILENT work.
TUESDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: The phrase "At The End Of The Day", used to sync slow brain with big mouth. "At the end of the day, I'm still a twunt."
WEDNESDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: Rising inflections in non-query sentences. In a Californian: merely annoying. In a Londoner: PREPARE THE SCROTAL FLAILS.
THURSDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: People who keep invertebrates as pets on the grounds that “AK-shully they’re rrrreally affectionate.” Rapists-in-waiting.
FRIDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: "CONDOMS GAVE ME THE AIDZ OMFG JESUSLOLZ!!!!!" May your silly hat squash you, you ridiculous German virgin. [Topical HATE]